standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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