you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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