At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
