this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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