The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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