Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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