ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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