You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
