i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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