Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize