This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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