Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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