oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
please come you make the beer taste better
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
my poor anus
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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