dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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