i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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