the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
So many bounce houses so little time
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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