I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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