Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Randomize
