I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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