I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
