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You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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