I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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