o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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