is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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