Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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