Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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