he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Randomize
