My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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