I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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