watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
false alarm, still single
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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