So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
God, I missed his penis.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
