Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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