But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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