tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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