Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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