I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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