Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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