The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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