Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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