He passed out mid-signature
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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