Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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