Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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