that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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