i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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