what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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