At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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