it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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