after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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