She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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