I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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