Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
either way he was missing a nipple.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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