So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...