You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen