nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin