Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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